Monday, August 29, 2005

For A Laugh

The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living
room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free....... You either married it or
gave birth to it.

Kerry

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